More fun with Caniac

Having a little fun with a wingnut over at Questions for Christians:

Dick "last throes" Cheney doesn't lie. OK. You've had enough. Put the Kool Aide down and back away.

A few reporters admitting to fabrication means the whole paper is lies? Very nice. Again, you must have gone to the Karl Rove school in Orwellville. Taking that position means that only FAUX NEWS tells the truth. Careful, you're going to make me spew. So, here's a FACT about Dick Cheney's truthfulness:

CLAIM:
BORGER: "Well, let's get to Mohamed Atta for a minute because you mentioned him, as well. You have said in the past that it was, quote, 'pretty well confirmed.'" CHENEY: “No, I never said that.”
- CNBC, 6/20/04

FACT:
“It's been pretty well confirmed that [Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service in Czechoslovakia last April, several months before the attack.”
- Vice President Dick Cheney, 12/9/01

FACT REFUTING CHENEY'S ORIGINAL LIE ABOUT ATTA-IRAQ CONNECTION:
“There is no evidence that the alleged leader of the Sept. 11 hijackers, Mohamed Atta, met in April 2001 with an Iraqi intelligence agent in Prague, a finding that eliminates a once-suggested link between the terrorist attacks and the government of President Saddam Hussein, according to a senior administration official.”
- Washington Post, 5/1/02

So, Brainiac, I guess we can't believe anything Dick Cheney says, huh? You said it. Lie once and no one can ever believe you again.

But let's get on to the meat of the thing. Scientists 30 years ago hadn't invented the internet, were wrong about dinosaurs (you know, Jesus horses), and many, many other things. That's the thing about science. It has ways built in to correct itself. Theory and observation. Something religion doesn't have.

Ironically, however, they were only partly wrong. One scenario theorizes that as the north pole and Greenland melt, lots of fresh water pours into the north Atlantic. That halts the gulf stream, and the northeast and Europe get very cold. But it's just a scenario. Could be wrong. We should wait and see and not do anything about it.

But, hey, there's no sense talking to you about this. You will never let anyone convince you that you're wrong about anything.

Oh, I'm angry. You have no idea. It's about time we had some angry liberals. Of course, it was you guys who were the real rabid dog angry when Bill Clinton was getting a blow job in the same room where Ronald Reagan took his medicine. Liberals like me are angry about something that really matters.

I have watched George Bush allow this country to be attacked. I have watched an American city drown. I have seen 300 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS WASTED ON A WAR BASED ON LIES WHILE THE REAL TERRORISTS WHOSE BALLS SHOULD BE HANGING ON THE OVAL OFFICE WALL ARE STILL WANDERING AROUND FREE. I have watched Haliburton get rich, science get ignored, unions get busted, jobs get outsourced, corporations moving to the Caymans, pollution get worse, public lands sold off, Enron, enforcement of immigrarion laws (especially against employers) stopped, the rich get richer, the poor get poorer, health care and fuel get unaffordable, the deficit exploded, and people like you keep spewing BULLSHIT paid for by the oil companies who are making record profit.

But it only has a little to do with you personally. It has a lot to do with you in the plural. You and Dick and George. So fucking sure that your God is the right God. That everyone is going to hell. That armageddon is coming and anyone who's not a Christian will burn in hell.

When GW says God told him to strike Iraq, that's shoving religion down my throat. We he calls what he's started a Crusade, that's inciting future terror attacks. That makes my kids less safe.

Hey, why are we in Iraq anyway? Iraq's ties to 9-11? WMD? Democratic dominos falling though the middle east? But you said Cheney doesn't lie. Fighting terrorists there so we don't have to fight them here? Oh, I see, they have those shock collars on so they can't come here when they're ready? The people who started all this with box cutters are too geographically challenged to come over here again? What a sad, pathetic, horrific joke you and your idols are.

Maybe they like it when we come over there and rape and kill innocent children. Saves them the trouble and does their recruiting for them. Then we fire Arabic translators for being gay. Almost 50 of them so far. Nice. That'll help.

But I digress.

I noticed that you again avoided all the points made on the many links I provided. If your only argument that Global Warming isn't happening is that they were wrong in the 70's, well, you need to take another Earth Sciences class. But that would be torture, wouldn't it? Having to listen to all those unclean facts? All those references to evolution?

I don't hate all Christians. I hate hypocrites. Republicans are not Christians in your policies or politics. You are befouling an earth you claim God told you to behold. If you don't believe that GW Bush is an environmental nightmare (even without Global Warming and Climate Change in the arguement), then there is no sense in wasting my time on you anymore.