So, I'd been thinking of ways to encourage people to deal with Bush's book, and today I stumbled on Bill's Cheers and Jeers, which hits the nail on the head.
A Brief Publisher's Message
Dear Reader,Tomorrow, November 9, 2010, we are officially releasing former president George W. Bush's new book, Decision Points, and we would like to make the following request:> Please do not take copies off the shelf, open them to a random page, insert a quantity of spit, nasal discharge or chewing gum, slam them shut and put them back on the shelf.> Please do not draw horns on Mr. Bush's head---be they a ram's, a goat's or Satan's. Please also no forked tails or thought-bubbles that say "Heckuva Job."> Please do not throw the book to the ground and stomp on it while yelling, "You suck!"> Please do not knock over the bookcase on which Decision Points is displayed, as this could result in a domino effect on the other bookcases and cause damage and/or injury to other customers.> Please do not attempt to move copies of the book from the Non-fiction section of the store to the Humor or Fantasy sections.> Please do not whip out a Sharpie and add "Awesome book---if properly shredded" to the list of testimonial blurbs on the back cover.We know you're upset at how badly he screwed you over, but please: let's be civil.Thank you,Your Friends at Crown PublishingP.S. Democrats, this letter applies to you, too.